Twat Tease

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.

-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."

by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012

twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."

by ekoorbl October 20, 2013

Twat Cap

A twat cap are caps which were originally worn by rappers and gangsters but have now been worn by hipsters, the caps are usually have an american basketball team logo or a baseball team logo, they usually make the wearer look like a twat

"Hey look at that Hipster with his twat cap"
"I really want a twat cap but its too mainstream now"

by the big nonse January 2, 2012

Twat flapper

a girl that has a roast beef vagina so bad that you want to put mayo and swiss cheese on it and call it a sandwhich

that bitch is such a twat flapper she better open her own subway

by sakt69 February 24, 2011

Twat Swatter

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.

Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.

by JIP741 November 21, 2011