Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021

Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.

Damn jason gave that bitch a tibbeton turn pike

by Dylfansison September 2, 2018

Tight Turn

A person who thinks other people know what they're talking about but isn't really saying anything.

My friend knows all about those tight turns but in reality he is just stupid.

by Mikeydefines May 3, 2022

Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.

I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.

by 161455 March 8, 2015

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

The Original Turn On

It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard

Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.

by Kneegrowingtree334 March 4, 2025

Turned Pepsi

To describe a person who becomes boring overtime. Like pepsi, with the latest logo.

person 1: "man...what happened? You completely turned pepsi!"
person 2: "okay, whatever."

by Barbarian of the square planes June 14, 2024