Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016

toasted tomato

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)

I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.

by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016

toast

A jewish person's bread

I like to turn bread into toast with my new "toaster".

by themanintheblacksuit July 13, 2018

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019

toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024

Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.

"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".

by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014

Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.

Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car

by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021