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Goons

a person who can be used for personal benefit
Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"
by porkchops102 February 13, 2014
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Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.
"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"
by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023
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Goon

A goon is a sly gang member not gangbanger who is sly goons put in theharder work and dont get popped
Goons are usually extremely mid to high rank and are hard to hit back

Goon is a type of gangmember like a perp or thug
Goons are sly and goony that is why they all act like a certain way and are easy to spot through actin

A goony example of a goon is the Ganggreen gang from PowerPuff girls

Each member is like a goon because each goon has their own look like their soul
"Goon you pop them kids yet?"
by Tiggrismymoniker October 30, 2020
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goon material

THE SHIT YOU FUCKIN, UHH, MASTURBATE TO. Or something
“Bro did not just share his goon material in main…”
“Eeerrmm, whoopsies!”
by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023
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Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!
by dylf2025 July 27, 2025
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Moon gooning

Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.

The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.

Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).

Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.
by TheGuardian0376 November 18, 2023
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balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
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