Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.
Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.
Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.
I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020
--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019
--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019
by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019
Get the cival warmug. A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.
Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.
by twothumbsup November 27, 2010
Get the thumbie warmug. A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.
by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 19, 2022
Get the Micronational Warmug. A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
Get the storage warredmug. in sreet racing games (MC3, NFSU 2, etc.)during the race you and a friend or the computer keep switching off hitting the NOS to see who can get ahead first.
guy1:i had a nos war wit my best friend
guy2:kool wat happened
guy1:we both hit the nos button at least 7 times and i ended up winning his memory card
guy2:wow wat did he think
guy1:hes not my best friend anymore
guy2:kool wat happened
guy1:we both hit the nos button at least 7 times and i ended up winning his memory card
guy2:wow wat did he think
guy1:hes not my best friend anymore
by that 1 dude September 6, 2005
Get the nos warmug. An battle between two or more females who use every shady and vindictive move possible, to win the heart and/or penis of the man they all desire. These females will do anything to get laid by this guy for nainly bragging rights stating she a ho. She the main ho.
by VindictiveAngel January 24, 2023
Get the Pussy warsmug. A war or batle of epic proportions containing zinger snacks. known to cause casualties of deliciousness and bruises on back with cream filledness.
by Frederico El Suav'e November 22, 2010
Get the zinger warmug.