Harvilla's Law

The longer an economic or political discussion or debate lasts, the probability of someone proclaiming "Taxes are theft" approaches one.

We were arguing about raising taxes for the millionaires, and Joe broke Harvilla's Law when he said taxes were theft and that he isn't going to let the government steal his hard earned money.

by Diablobo November 22, 2018

motherfucker-in-law

When you hate your mother-in-law so much.

Everything I do is wrong for my mother-in-law. She is really motherfucker-in-law!

by 151bar151 October 1, 2016

Rhiannon's Law

Every internet forum, no matter how friendly and peaceful, will always eventually succumb to mod drama.

"This group was awesome til all the admin bullshit. Rhiannon's Law in action."

by TopSecretHL7Officer September 12, 2016

Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

Gay-in-Law

Your mister-in-law but for everyone.

I have a gay-in-law and you don’t. You must be super jealous.

by MaskedMassacre July 2, 2020

Hotshit's Law

When everything in your life goes exactly the way you gave previous thought too. You identify whether it's positive or negative. Always something positive evolves from that which was negative and gives you peace of thought utter joy and happiness.

I just got laid! Leave it up to Hotshit's Law.

by Hotshit ow ow June 23, 2008

Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

by hitemlow November 23, 2009