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Facebook Fabler

when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.
Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.

Barrett : How was it?

Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above

Barrett : Indeed
by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009
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Facebook trauma

Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.
Facebook trauma examples...

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
by Supraxi September 6, 2011
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Facebook Spree

When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.
Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
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Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.
I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.
by nrs1970 June 24, 2010
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Facebook ambush

Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
by Brubes July 13, 2011
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Facebook Exhibitionism

When a person shares too much personal information on facebook, whether it's to draw attention or to make him/her feel important. Like other people even care about that stuff! Stop! It embarrasses your family, you big doof!
Evette felt as though no one in her house or school paid attention to her so she turned to her computer. As her psychologist explained, Facebook Exhibitionism is not a way to solve an inferiority complex, and it's a treatable disorder.
by p j g January 13, 2011
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Facebook Twin

Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.

Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.

Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.

Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
by deathbymaumau September 9, 2011
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