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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
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skibidi rizz alpha

okg that’s so skibidi rizz alpha
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sigma alpha rizzler

"I wish I was like her, she's so sigma alpha rizzler"
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Alpha Female

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You’re really alpha female!”
Really? I got it from wrldkailee on twitch”
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Alpha-furry

Alpha males in the furry community. Or just alpha males in general.

I.e. Alphurry, Alphanimal , Alpha-malion, Aphamanimale
The Alpha-Furry led his proud pack through FurCon with great honor and wild beauty.
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i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
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alpha male

A term used by fatherless incels based on the concept of a wolf pack that has been debunked ages ago.
Tiktok Incel: I'm what they call an Alpha male. I think woman are lesser than me but also all women want me. Andrew Tate is my lord and savior.

FBI:
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