1. When a grown man attempts to pat you down in hopes to measure the size of your penis. 2. What a female does to a man while asleep to find his cell phone or other cheating evidence
by streettalk March 29, 2015
Get the pocket tapmug. That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.
Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025
Get the Tornado Tap Drainmug. A phrase used to greet really dumb friends who are known felons is other states. All of the friends are incredibly racist.
by Yitler March 30, 2023
Get the Yo tapmug. Disturbingly weird
Hey do you know anyone that’s tapped?, Yeah bro you know that guy called Eugiene Taderera Hes the most tapped person I know
by eugienes mum March 7, 2021
Get the Tappedmug. When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021
Get the Self-Tapping Screwmug. The hottest person you know.
by pussy_annihilator69 June 7, 2019
Get the The ultimate tapmug. Tits, Ass, & Pussy
Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.
Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.
by hooverit June 21, 2012
Get the TAPmug.