"Critics wonder will I last long/Even though I show my ass on my last song"- Rick Ross, "Cross That Line"
"I let my pants sag (why)/so I can show my ass (kiss my ass)" -- Jim Jones, "Reppin' Time"
"I let my pants sag (why)/so I can show my ass (kiss my ass)" -- Jim Jones, "Reppin' Time"
by Dollar Wells February 05, 2007
A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.
Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?
by El Poopstersaurus June 11, 2019
A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.
Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
by Tommy Salami Masepracoddi October 30, 2009
a show airing in New Jersey and New York, produced by comedian Floyd Vivino from 1974 to 1998. Target audiences include children, stoners, geniuses, weirdos, and creeps in general. Funniest show ever.
The Uncle Floyd Show
by drarorphan9999 March 19, 2009
by Dr. Big Junk September 29, 2008
Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"
by legitbro. May 10, 2011
A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".
Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.
by dreadiehead426 June 07, 2011