The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Cold pancakes

The best snack

Brittney: cold pancakes are the best.

by Pancakes are better than wafls November 14, 2020

Pancake

the act of shitting on someones face, flattening it out, jizzing on their eyes and mouth, licking it all up, all while the person who is getting the pancake is asleep. usually it can count as rape.

Derek: dude that bitch took my Pancake like a real cum slut last night

petey: i did that to your mom last night too

by UltimateJesus November 7, 2009

Pancake

A lesbian that goes from being a top to a bottom

Hunter is a pancake.

by Yonohetero December 5, 2017

pancake

this is a name given to a man who is almost as flat as his personality

he is a huuuuge pancake

by FEARONFUCKER19 January 29, 2019

Lollerberry Pancakes

Pancakes made of lollerberries... Which are formed when lawling before breakfast.

Chelsea: Do you want some breakfast?
Jamie: No, I already had a helping of lollerberry pancakes!

by DJ Miss JM November 26, 2010