Dan Heckler makes model train videos and collects tycock trains. his favorite railroad is da bebemer
by what da dog doin? July 17, 2021

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge.
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.
Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
by Bingbongbadoo February 15, 2022

The main character of the popular anime series Kotura Kansumara, who is above all thing a bad ass. He typically wears around his main weapon of choice, a big beef brisket sandwich, and smacks those bitches around
by therealrickross December 9, 2012

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.
When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.
by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024

by sexmachine96 December 31, 2012

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road
by Juul life May 19, 2018
