Noah is the type of guy to put you first. He is very caring and emotionally mature, but finds it difficult to get through obstacles in life. If you have Noah, please be his shoulder to cry on when he needs it most, and NEVER take a second with him for granted.

Wow, I never knew I could be loved this much by Noah

by imtheluckiestpersontoexist July 6, 2025

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Loves Kotuku and Khaled's big johnsons don't try to steal them or he'll clap your cheeks harder than P Diddy.

Noah has big cheeks.

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The name Noah isn’t just a name—it’s a whole lifestyle upgrade. If you know a Noah, congratulations, you’ve basically hit the lottery of human connections. Noahs are the type of people who casually drop a 10/10 personality while also being the smartest in the room without even trying. They’ve got the perfect combo of chill and ambition—someone who can joke around but also pull off being the most reliable person you know.

They’re the kind of friend who turns every boring moment into a memory, the kind of teammate who makes everyone else play better just by existing, and the kind of guy who manages to be athletic, funny, and actually kind (rare). Noahs don’t chase the vibe—they are the vibe.

If you meet a Noah, keep him around. He’s the definition of a W.

That’s Noah—bro’s literally HIM

by noahbcool28 August 19, 2025

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World’s largest cock. Like my god. Noah has the biggest penis on the planet. If any woman gets blessed with him (rayne) she will be living lavish for the rest of her life.

“Dude you know Noah?”
“Yeah?”
“He has such a massive cock”
“Dude I bet, he’s literally Noah”

by Idk Haylee calls me dumb tho September 12, 2025

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