Michael Vick

The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.
Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick
by OMGiTzBRONO August 07, 2007
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Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
by Listat August 30, 2007
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The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
The Michael Jordan
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 20, 2009
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Michael Vick

Michael Vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.
by TheBest February 27, 2005
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Moist Michael

A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'
by texas_lexus January 10, 2011
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Michael Lai

The biggest pimp on earth. 400 concubines and 200 wives
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by Packmaster73 August 29, 2008
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Michael Cera

Hollywood's worst victim of typecasting, next to Jennifer Aniston.

I don't know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he's just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. But this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every fucking movie he's ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.

Everyone hates him now.
Michael Cera stars as Michael Cera in the following movies:

Superbad
Juno
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Paper Heart
Year One
Youth in Revolt
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
by relates345034869345834958 August 23, 2010
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