morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010

by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014

by soyalism November 22, 2024
