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morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
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Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.
by captainstagneti December 28, 2010
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morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched
i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew
by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024
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Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010
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Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.
Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"
by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018
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bad morning

Person 1: "Good morning!"
Person 2:"Bad morning."
Person 1:"wtf"
by soyalism November 22, 2024
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