Minecraft

Pog

Champ (minecraft)

by flyvt February 4, 2021

Minecraft Games

I'm not talking about Minecraft minigames like Bedwars, just so you know.
A semi-common misconception of Minecraft that typically gets used by adults.

Example: Students, please stop talking about your Minecraft Games.

by CitrusNilla February 5, 2021

Minecraft

A fascinating 3d games

" get the f*ck out of my room, mom, im playing minecraft!"

by Chonki February 5, 2021

Minecraft

A massive open-world sandbox game where you can build literally anything you want, but everyone still insists on creating dicks for some reason.

"You up for some Minecraft?"

by Isaac Dicks February 6, 2021

Minecraft

why did u search this up u know what it is

Jimmy: Minecraft
Bob: yes

by ChunkyAlien February 9, 2021

Minecraft

A man’s game

“Yo jimmy how you so cool?”
“Minecraft”

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by Yes_ _ _ February 20, 2021

Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.

Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*

by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021