The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.
Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"
"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"
"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010
Get the House of smilesmug. Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.
Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.
Karen just got waffle-housed!
Karen just got waffle-housed!
by Flagstaff08 October 14, 2008
Get the waffle-housedmug. The coolest houses you will ever see, and an example of what every housing tract on the planet should look like. Only a few thousand were ever built, in California in the late 1950s, but they didn't get really popular until the 1990s.
by T.F. Norman February 4, 2008
Get the Eichler housemug. Someone who prefers home entertainment more than doing the trouble of going outside to crowded events or noisy places for enjoyment.
Sally: "So how was your date with John? I heard you were going to watch the football game Friday night."
Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."
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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"
Pete: "No thanks"
Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."
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Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."
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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"
Pete: "No thanks"
Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."
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by ZenoDiac June 2, 2010
Get the in-house entertainermug. What I throw!! If you got a fog machine, strobe lights, wrist bands, and BOOZE; you got yourself a mothafuckin house rave!
by Splacner November 10, 2006
Get the house ravemug. Dude 1: Man, I missed the end of the Bears game what happened?
Dude 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Tillman pick-housed Garcia in overtime for the W.
Dude 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Tillman pick-housed Garcia in overtime for the W.
by Eleven58 December 24, 2007
Get the pick-housemug. "Hey Shannon,did ya hear Max has a house in virginia?"
"No way...thats too bad, remind me to keep my distance from him."
"No way...thats too bad, remind me to keep my distance from him."
by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005
Get the House In Virginiamug.