Eddepression

"Eddepression" is the feeling you get after being rejected, insulted, or experience any negative emotion, because of a person with the name Eddie. Eddepression can be felt on varying degrees and can be a result of something superficial or extremely traumatic.

Alyssa: Yo, what's wrong ?
Bella: My eddepression is kicking in.
Julia: What happened ?
Bella: He called me a bipolar whore and told me to talk to him when I'm mentally stable.

Alyssa: Oof.

by bipolar whore August 2, 2017

depression

something everyone apparently has

"Bro i think I have depression. I just lost in fortnite"

by some nibba November 20, 2018

Depression

Something a shit load of white kids fake having after listening to XXXTENTACION

Faked depressed white kid: "I want to kill myself."

A normal human being: "You better shut the fuck up you fake ass depression having ass white cracker trailer trash."

by Lord Headass January 3, 2019

Depression

A sadness that most teens claim to have// a new trend

Bro I lost my AirPods I think I have depression now :(“

by Frickkkkk March 3, 2019

Depression

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.

“Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”

by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019

Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019