duck sasuage

Duck on down and get you some
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)

Do you like duck sasuage?
- what is duck sausage?
"Duck on down and get you some"

by Fitzclash April 30, 2016

Duck taupe

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.

Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.

by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010

fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

Duck and Cover

An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.

John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.

by joeleonotron July 24, 2012

Duck Butter

Nothing in relation to the sweat glands on ones crotch or anus-y areas. Instead, Duck Butter is the secretion on Ducks wings and feathers so that they may still fly even after being in water.

Child: Mommee, why canz teh duckkee stiww fliiiy????
Mother: Because of teh duck butter, child.

by Brocke July 6, 2005

duck sauce

The Asian version of apple sauce with a tint of Asian inspired sweet and sour flavor.

According to Chit Chit, duck sauce is apple sauce.

by Blue Mountain April 15, 2012

duck butter

It's the foul smelling cheese that forms under the foreskin of the uncircumsized and unwashed.

He likes duck butter on his toast.

by Clay White December 25, 2003