I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018

Cooks

People who regularly cop, buy, or acquire highly hyped/coveted items often with the use of bots or automated checkout software. Oftentimes such people form organizations called "cook groups" to share information with one another.

Person 1: Did you get those new yeezys that dropped this morning?
Person 2: Naw, I didn't get any checkouts but my cousin and his friend did!
Person 1: Dope! Those two are some cool cooks

by the coolest cook September 17, 2020

I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

Cooking

This word show that the situation is obviously not fun or difficult to figure out a solution which helps the people who is in this situation from the embarrassment from counterpart.

You always throw me off boring question cooking!

Although, except for cooking is not wild to translate and understand.

by Fundamental rights March 10, 2018

Keldon Cook

it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.

Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.

Person 2: Keldon Cook?

Person 1: (Head explodes.)

by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013

Cooked ice

Kim Kardashians stepmom

Ohh did you see Kim K’s cooked ice?

by Dave_the_plumber March 26, 2021