Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

ok cook

cum in ur friend

ok cook in me

by ASDFGHJKIYTFVH April 18, 2023

cooked

something you are. 💀

jake: bro im cooked.
rev: oh? i've always known tho.

by Yourlocalmom March 15, 2025

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Cook machine

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)

Turn the cook machine on

by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Cook

Rest og the Month is fuck Your girlfriend dag

Defined Cook i ræva

by Hans_erik_førde October 18, 2019