Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Draw a circle, that's the Earth

The outro song of Hetalia. Is absolutely iconic. If you hear it and are not in this fandom, run.

Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!

by arrarargh September 5, 2023

jerking a circle

An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.

“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by pushingveronica February 7, 2019

Poop circle

An act of eating little penu in a white van off of the carribian. Sometimes ty will go to sleep with his wife Tanya and see a group of slaves shitting in a circle, this is when Japan has gay sex with slaves than forces them to poop in a circle. Tanya likes to watch ty joins in to have fun. He is gay

Poop circle: I love me

by Moneyismyname01 January 31, 2020

Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022