Chocolate Canal

Anus and intestines thereafter, because shit looks like chocolate to the people who make this sort of stuff up, and its the canal that the shit goes down to come out of you.

"So, I heard you like having it up the chocolate canal"
"Look, I'm not gay, I don't like you, so just piss off."

by Ewar IX August 18, 2008

Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".

It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"

by Padlav September 28, 2011

Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

by Koknballz December 4, 2009

The Chocolate Donut

While banging your girlfriend on top, quickly pull out and dip your asshole on her forehead, creating a donut shaped ring.

Juice just couldn't stand her big ass forehead and decided to decorate it

by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005

stir the chocolate

During the act of anal sex (or buttsex) the male grabs the base of his penis and moves it in a counterclockwise circular motion around the penetrated anus (or bunghole).
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.

Sometimes in the morning when my wife bends over and those panties are creeping up her crack, I just gotta grab her and stir the chocolate.

by Slick Dizzy September 13, 2014

Chocolate Whizway

The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.

You can take this job and shove it right up your filthy, rotton, chocolate whizway!

by SubCypher November 4, 2003

Chocolate Bar

Chocolate Bar is slang for a mans Wing Dang Doodle, the type of chocolate bar indicates race or qualities of the individual. For further refrence, search 'Wing Dang Doodle'.

"Damn Leilani, you almost broke Adam's Hershey's Cookies ‘n’ Creme Chocolate Bar last night."

by zUzaque November 8, 2006