Good Boyfriend Points

A way of measuring good deeds a boyfriend preforms for his boy/girlfriend. They usually come in handy when something like cheating/lying is done. Kind of like a "Get Out of Jail Free" card for relationships

Boyfriend: "Fuuuck, man!"
Boyfriend's friend: "What?"
Boyfriend: "I got wasted and cheated on Alyssa man... She's totally pissed!"
Boyfriend's friend: "Damn man; she caught you cheating? You're totally fucked."
Boyfriend: "Nah man all those Good Boyfriend Points might end up saving me..."

by IAmCool69 June 24, 2012

do my boyfriend

verb.
the action of having passionate, mind blowing sex with your segnificant other;one who is niether fiance' or husband.

wow, when i do my boyfriend,...i DO my boyfriend.
he knows he's been done

by jay girl June 13, 2008

Surrogate boyfriend

A single woman with a male child who treats the child in a manner one would treat a boyfriend.

Tiffany's son is running things like he is her boyfriend! I guess he is her Surrogate boyfriend.

by Inferno67 January 18, 2009

Lesbian boyfriend

Someone who thinks they're boyfriend material but instead of being the unicorn you wanted... They're a fuck boy. But you still like being their friend.

I'm not dating him, he's just my lesbian boyfriend.

by Omistars September 1, 2016

golden retriever boyfriend

a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi

"wut a pure golden retriever boyfriend"

by ayoshmee October 15, 2022

Faux Boyfriend

1. someone that you treat like a boyfriend when you want to piss off someone else! but they aren't really your man! that help keep the other women/men at bay! see also sex partners, side-piece

I don't have time for these dudes today, i am just going to be up under my Faux Boyfriend.

by concernedman007 February 12, 2014

annoying boyfriend

A bf who is fucking irritating

My annoying boyfriend won't let me get a dildo!

by Squirting September 16, 2016