Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

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Meat Bong

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.

"Whoa did you see Micky Bruz at Prestart on nicks meat bong "

by Blackrock90 September 06, 2017

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Mr. Bong

n.

When someone acts like Mr. Bean when they’re high.

“Dude, what’s going on with Brad? Why is he making that face?”
“He goes full Mr. Bong when he smokes”
“Dude what.”

by drflips June 05, 2018

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Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 17, 2025

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