mormon first base
I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.
mormon first base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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baed
The text adaptation of the awesome way garthog says "so bad"; first coined by Apple.
The use of "baed" was popularized when some baed guildwars players including benson made a guild called "soooooooooo baed its epic" and got it to top 10.
It is now arguable the most popular word of all time.
The use of "baed" was popularized when some baed guildwars players including benson made a guild called "soooooooooo baed its epic" and got it to top 10.
It is now arguable the most popular word of all time.
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35th base
Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.
Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?
Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?
Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.
35th base by musefan2010 May 27, 2008
51st Base
When two guys each get anally penetrated by 2 horses simlutaneously whilst jacking off their own father's that are licking your sister's anus as she shits all over his face.
Dude 1: I got to 51st base last night!
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?
51st Base by YourMotherAndSister February 15, 2009
honey baked hoe
1) A fine bitch with sweet and salty personality characteristics
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties
honey baked hoe by lolericlol March 26, 2008
Twelfth Base
Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.
Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?
Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?
Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
Twelfth Base by Steve from Canada (1) February 4, 2010
Baseball
The greatest sport ever. PERIOD. Misunderstood by jackasses who have never seen or been to a game.
For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because you're too much of an ignorant prick to realize the complexities of the game.
You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You don't see that the pitch is an outside breaking ball because the pitcher's hoping to get the guy to hit a ground ball to the right side for a double play.
You don't see the shortstop and second baseman signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.
You don't see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.
You don't see the pitcher back up third on a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.
You don't see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.
No.
You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.
For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because you're too much of an ignorant prick to realize the complexities of the game.
You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You don't see that the pitch is an outside breaking ball because the pitcher's hoping to get the guy to hit a ground ball to the right side for a double play.
You don't see the shortstop and second baseman signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.
You don't see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.
You don't see the pitcher back up third on a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.
You don't see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.
No.
You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.
Ignorant baseball hater: Baseball is boring!
Ball fan/player: Why do you say that!
Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick!
Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to hit a 90 MPH fast ball?
Ignorant baseball hater: No.
Ball fan/player: I rest my case.
Ball fan/player: Why do you say that!
Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick!
Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to hit a 90 MPH fast ball?
Ignorant baseball hater: No.
Ball fan/player: I rest my case.