baseball cap

Device which, when fitted to the head of anyone driving a car, immediately removes any concern they may have previously exhibited for their own, their passengers, and, well, anyone elses safety.

Especially effective when driving 'modded cars'. See kev.

Tracy thinks that Trevor's baseball cap makes him a much better driver.

by Gabba March 5, 2004

Canadian base system

The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.

Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?

by arigavemetheidea July 29, 2011

77th base

Doing every single Alaskan _____ in one session. These include but are not limited to the Alaskan earthquake, Alaskan chopsticks, Alaskan crabhammer, Alaskan Gold Rush, and the Alaskan Umbrella. An Alaskan Snow Dragon must be the last sexual act performed. Good luck.

Guy 1: Dude I got to 77th base with sarah last night.

Guy 2: Get away from me you sick mother fucker.

by werewaffle March 22, 2010

Base Virgin

a base virgin in someone who has not visited the sexual bases with a partner, or the four f's.

"Omg Sally is obviously a base virgin. did you see her outfit the other day??!"

by lilbossygurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl July 12, 2006

base jumping

BASE is an acronym that stands for; Building, Antenna, Span (ex. a bridge), Elevation (ex. a cliff). To become a "base jumper", participants in this extreme sport are required to parachute from at least one of each of the four structures/elevations that make up it's name.

Pro snowboarder, Jim Rippey can be seen performing a base jump from an antenna in the movie, TB8.

by Jonny|B July 9, 2005

Basedlord

King of kings, hell take your girl right infront of u. swag is on maximum. hundred thousand. whoop whoop

Marcus is the basedlord yee

by not based September 17, 2011

Livingston Freshmen Baseball

The most funniest sports crew ever assembled. Notorious for putting holes in the locker room and "Deficating" on the bathroom floor. Prob. The most hated team coach Firr. ever had. John warner and goldberg were known as the team cock suckers. Millburn was thier biggest rival. They dared motals to step into there realm. Fat people can't pitch. they were the reason coach firr couldn't get laid. Will forever be known as the infamous 16.

Livingston Freshmen Baseball

"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator

" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle

" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK

" NO GOOOD!"- Firr

by Dennis Mc'Qual January 2, 2009