august

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)

“have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way”

by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025

August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August 8th/FNAF day

National FNAF day

ITS AUGUST 8TH/FNAF DAY WE HAVE TO BINGE MARKIPLIER FNAF ALL DAY WHILE PLAYING FNAF DRINKING FNAF SODA YOU BURNT BISCUT!!

by zoeyyskz🐰 April 20, 2025

No Anime August

In No Anime August no ones allowed to watch any anime.
Yes its gonna be a hard challenge for anime addict weebs.
In No Anime August you cant watch hentai eigher cuz that's just Anime porn if u loot at it
Manga is fine. You can read all the manga you want to.

Person 1: Ah finally My favorite anime's second season is airing on August.
Person 2: Bruh but you can't watch it. Its No Anime August remember.
Person 1: Oh shit I guess I will just read the light novel/manga or wait for it till September.

by Knowledge D. Wiki October 19, 2020

August

Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into

Suzie: yo august you cute
August: i hate myself

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

August 8th

Official Fnaf Day. Because that’s when Fnaf 1 came out.

Me : “Hey bro! It’s August 8th!!”
Friend : “What’s special about August 8th?”
Me : “It’s Fnaf day!”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u July 11, 2023

August 11

National son's and daughters day, national presidential joke day, global kinetic sand day, and national raspberry bombe day are on August 11!

Person 1: Ugh! I'm so bored!
Person 2: What day is it?
Person 1: August 11, why?
Person 2: Go play with your Kinetic sand while eating a raspberry bombe then!

by TogaIsTheQueen August 11, 2021