August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

August 8

Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.

Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now

by Ayyobich October 20, 2019

August 16th

aggressively make out with your homie today!

homie 1: yo bro its August 16th
homie 2: oh emm gee i forgot
*homie 1 and 2 start to aggressively makeout*

by sussyburgder August 16, 2022

August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

august winstead

someone who has beautiful eyes, usually super tan, is amazing in bed, very talkative and a nice body. perferably girl. may mot be tall but not short, and the names meaning to take the life out of the sun, meaning, there bright

august winstead is amazing!

by Carter Wood July 6, 2011

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

August 11 2012

The day my parents made the biggest mistake of their lifes.

I genuinely don't know what to put here
August 11 2012

by meao39157 January 12, 2025