Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch

An insult of great power.
A male who cops sex in the ass.
His ass is a cunt

A penis goes in a cunt yet he has a cunt for an ass.
He cops anal thru his cunt.
hey glomb you cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch.

by steven stevens February 11, 2007

That nonchalant gangsta bitch who gives no fucks about you bum ass ppl

PACKA WOODZ

WHO FUCKIN WITH THAT NONCHALANT GANGSTA BITCH WHO GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOU BUM ASS PPL, PACKA WOODZ.

by PACKAWOODZ February 21, 2023

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

1. The ultimate comeback, often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).

by BRayLujan July 12, 2010

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.

The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012