Goose

Goose is the best cat ever he always is chill and doesn’t give a crap about anything.He is very caring and loves to hang out with you.He loves to make bread on blankets but does not like to cuddle.

Wow it’s goose the cat

by ilovemycats123 April 3, 2022

shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 1, 2023

Silly Goose

When you do something so monumentally
stupid that stronger words don't have the
same effect.

Jordan forgot to do his job properly again, that silly goose.

by Ibbynellow May 2, 2022

Goose

When you have a whole rotation off work using vacation days and can not be ordered in.

Supervisor- I need to order you in tomorrow.
Employee- No way, I’m riding goose this rotation boss.

by Drew B 1 October 2, 2022

Silly goose

Someone who acts really weird, dumb or goofy. Usually refers to stupid people

Tabatha is so dumb. She’s such a silly goose
Jared is a silly goose because he’s so weird

by two.silly.smiles:):) July 19, 2023

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.

“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”

by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025