Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
by Emma Laurence October 04, 2020
when an enlisted officer gets more health problems than a commissioned officer which is usual based on statistics.
by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018
by cookieloverdiabetes September 21, 2020
When one arm is a lot darker in shade than the other because of the effects of sun. Caused by one arm constantly hanging out of the car window.
#1 "Hey you look weird. Why is one arm so dark and one white?"
#2 "I suffer from reps arm because I drive a lot"
#1 "Then you need to lie on that side all the time on your holiday mate!"
#2 "I suffer from reps arm because I drive a lot"
#1 "Then you need to lie on that side all the time on your holiday mate!"
by migrosmarket June 27, 2013
In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.
by Petesbeeps July 16, 2017
by Teevee360 February 01, 2017