Fake Metal

This music is found in genres such as Glam Rock (Bon Jovi), Glam Metal (KISS, Twisted Sister), Nu metal (Slipknot, Korn), Deathcore (Bring Me The Horizon, As Blood Runs Black), some Metalcore (Attack Attack!, Iwrestledabearonce), Alternative metal (System of a Down, Papa Roach), some Hard Rock (people call AC/DC and Led Zeppelin metal).

Most mainstream metal sucks because of its very watered-down MTV style, which most metalheads dislike strongly.

Idiots, who have no clue what they're saying, call Led Zeppelin or AC/DC metal. This is not true at all. They both have told their fans that they play hard rock, not metal.

Bon Jovi is not metal and never will be. Their style is too love song oriented and they have appeared on shows like American Idol, which totally throws away metal completely no matter who is on that show.

Korn and Slipknot are not even heavy enough to be metal. Their lyrics, image, and singing is too mainstream to be metal. People call Slipknot death metal? Haha! This is a disgrace to true death metal, which was created by amazingly talented bands. That is just pure blasphemy.

Deathcore ruins death metal by invading it with talentless hardcore punk. Don't get any metalhead started on that...
Real metalhead: Go listen to real metal such as Death, Carcass or Nile.
Fake metalhead: All that stuff is way too amazingly talented for me. I think I'm gonna go listen to Slipknot now.
by MasterPassion December 26, 2009
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fake cough

a tactic used when smoking weed to make the person ahead of you in the circle hit a cashed bowl. a well-timed fake cough after your hit makes them think the bowl is burning strong, so they will take a strong puff, only to find themselves with a mouth full of ash.
if you ever fall victim to the fake cough, the best option is to execute the double fake cough on the next person in line, thereby making them take an even more cashed hit.

note- someone who likes to sneak a hit may be unaffected by the nastiness of the fake cough.
wait a minute, this bowl is cashed as fuck...the fake cough! i should have known, it was cashed last time i hit it.
by Leroyjenkins May 04, 2007
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Fake Metal

something idiot metalheads call metal bands that are new and because of the metal genre they supposedly are.(as they worship old thrash,black,and death metal bands).a.k.a they dont have the balls to say that this metal band sucks so they say that it's fake metal
metalhead:dude slipknot is fake metal cuz they wear masks

guy with a brain:uh yeah they are dumbass.just cuz you dont like a band,that doesnt mean there fake metal
by ametalfan July 11, 2010
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pump fake

When a guy comes close to getting a girl in bed but she backs out at the last second.
by Bryon Daniels August 29, 2005
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shake and fake

When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.
"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"
by sexislife July 25, 2009
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Fake Cowboy

Someone that acts country but listens to rap music.
You know that dude John that acts country but listens to rap? Yeah, he’s a fake cowboy
by Ilikebigbootybishes May 02, 2019
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