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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
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Bater bis

= Batteur de Bus. Quelqu'un qui profite des autres.
Il s'est servi dans mes placards quand il est venu chez moi. C'est un bater bis ce mec là !
by grostata October 22, 2018
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bi-currency

An individual that will accept multiple forms of currency as payment (or repayment) without preference. Typically, they travel or maintain bank accounts in multiple countries, especially Canada/USA or UK/Europe.
"Thanks for covering my tab last night, do you want American or Canadian Dollars?"

"Whichever, I'm bi-currency."
by Toxin August 15, 2007
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Bi-Winning

The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.
Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.
by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011
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bi- conformist

Someone who is both a conformist and a non- conformist.
She is a bi- conformist as she is a traditionalist and is still open minded.
by palakinavoid September 21, 2023
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Bi-winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen, the obviously drugged up star of Two & a Half Men. He invented it as a roundabout response to a question.
Lady Interviewer: Some people seem to think you might be bipolar.
Charlie: I'm bi-winning! Duh! Epic! Win!
*sniff*
WIN!
by leggomaaaggo March 28, 2011
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Your aunt bi

Example:
P1: yr mum giey

P2: yr dad lesbian

P1: yr granny tranny
P2: *cries of sadness* your brother an other

God: your aunt bi

*the universe restarts itself*
Posted by BIGPENISTITTIES
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