Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

your mom

im smashing your mom be ready to become a brother

"your mom is a idiot"

by ily.cartii December 11, 2023

Your Mom

Worst insult a person can possibly think of, if they do.. i dont even know at this point

Your mom is dumb e_e

by ImmaFuckingBanana October 11, 2023

your mom

pronunciation: yore-mahm
definition: gay

jim: "Oh I wonder who took my lubes last night"
bob: "your mom"
jim: "isn't she gay?"

by hazelnutmei March 29, 2023

Your mom

a fat ass bitch.

Yeah, that's right, your mom is a fat ass bitch, loser.

by Artemii January 1, 2023

Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022