Pace University 

A mainly art and business college in Manhattan, located in the financial district. Where wealthy fathers pay $80k a year so that their daughters can study the performing arts only to end up marrying a stockbroker they met on Wall St. Possibly one of the only institutions in America where straight white men are the minority. Mainly consisting of the girls and gays, Pace kids know how to party, which may be thanks to their $800 weekly allowances from their parents, allowing them to wear NYCs most luxurious brands and get shitfaced in clubs with the stars.

“Bro, aren’t you worried your girl is going to cheat on you in college?”
“Nah bro. She goes to Pace University. There aren’t straight men there.”

Pace University by college chic June 15, 2022

Lindenwood university 

The place where everyone plays a sport and studies sports science/management. They also act like they’re a pro or have a shot at a high paying pro position. In reality only 2% of every college student athlete in the United States will make a pro team, then .01 to actually play regularly. It’s even less with this school. With a graduation rate of 50 percent these douche canoes that play sports are dumb entitled rich kids with no future. The women of Lindenwood are just as worse, worshiping the chads and brads that will ultimately do nothing of significance with their lives.

Lindenwood university, where rich dumb kids come to feel important

Lindenwood university by PythonDev November 12, 2022

Indiana Wesleyan University 

Trash. Actual trash.

Justin: Where do you go to school?
Ashley: Indiana Wesleyan University.

Justin: Oh that’s trash. Actual trash.

Indiana Wesleyan University by Goshentennis March 9, 2019

Delaware State University 

The most underrated HBCU in the country! DSU is a campus full of intelligent beautiful women and scholarly gentleman that are serious about their future. Our Aviation & Nursing programs are hidden gems along with the college of business... Our research programs are on the rise as well! Dont sleep on this giant of a school.

STATE !
Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .

The Delaware State University is an awesome institution of higher learning

Delaware State University by are302hbcu May 27, 2021

Utah Valley University

Utah Valley University (UVU) is an affordable and inclusive university in Utah County. The grass is always greener at UVU and offers incredible access to the best of Utah’s outdoors.

Have you seen Utah Valley University’s president at sporting events? She’s always on the sideline jumping up and down, shaking her pompoms, and cheering on the athletes by name.

I wanted to study at an inclusive and affordable university, so I came to UVU.

Utah Valley University by UVUsuperfan November 24, 2021

bean and rice university 

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

bean and rice university by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023

Baylor University 

Oldest institution of higher education in Texas. Chartered in 1845 by the Republic of Texas. More hot chicks per-capita than any other university in the state.

(Apparantly Baylor is the Alma Mater of That Super Guy's boss which would explain his ridiuclous rant)

That Super Guy: If I hadn't been such a screw-up in High School, I might have gone to Baylor University and earned a decent living.

Baylor University by BaylorDan July 11, 2006