Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.

Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?

by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011

silver unicorn

A totally awesome and amazing guy with a feminine Xbox live gamer tag; probably a good boyfriend to have in the end of it all

"The silver unicorn is pwning me at Cod bro!"

"He's probably also pwning his girl/boy friend in bed"

by Him hitachi October 5, 2013

Unicorn Droppings

Fictional and useless…pointless

“He made so many promises.He’s about as likely as sticking to them as spotting Unicorn Droppings”

by Flippers September 13, 2022

unicorn head

Unicorn Head means that a girl/guy is dressed as a unicorn while giving head so hard that the guys genitals start to turn different colors like a rainbow

Guy 1: Dude this girl last night gave me unicorn head

Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them

by GummyBear25 May 28, 2017

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019

Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.

Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022