Patrick

Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool

Patrick: Piss off

Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)
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My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”
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People with these names are mostly born in Ireland and become English teachers that reduce the amount of English lessons in the school curriculum by half
"First thing women are looking for is safety" said Patrick calmly
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick
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A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.
Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.
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A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.
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Patrick is a tall guy that most doesn’t like but he doesn’t give a fuck❗️And he is really fun to be around he can sometimes be mean but he always has reasons he is a Sagittarius and they are the best to ever do it
People: they don’t like you
Patrick: ion care I love me fuck them
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Patrick is a funny Athletic boy. He loves to play sports including football and he's always passionate about it . He is always thinking about football and talking about it . He is also a funny guy and a good guy to vibe with , he doesn't care if she gets told off in school he would do anything to make his friends laugh. he is not smart , but he's really funny .
Patrick is so dumb but in a funny way 😂
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