poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024

Nap

Acronym NAP

Naughty adult play

“Babe, let’s go take a nap”

by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024

Tabby Nap

a tabby nap is when you attempt to take a short nap but then you sleep for longer and travel 30 years into the future.

Person 1: why were you sleeping so long?! theres gadgets and flying cars now!

Person 2: i took a tabby nap..

by TKOrules July 8, 2024

horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

by ratfukt July 25, 2024

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

Nev nap

Where you fall asleep in public or during an outing with the boys

“Oh man Beau fell asleep at the roadhouse again. Mid conversation I was talking to him and next thing you know he was down for a Nev nap”

by Pu$$yCru$her69 April 25, 2025