Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024

double-first great-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandson.

My double-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

isolated cousin

The cousin who is never able to hangout with his or her other cousins and family members. This can be due to family issues/drama

“why don’t we ever see chloe?”
“Oh, shes the isolated cousin”

by ilostmysanity March 17, 2023

great-cousin-nephew

First cousin's grandson.

My great-cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

ninth-cousin-2X-removed

Ninth-cousin-twice-removed (9C2R).

My ninth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-grandchild.

first-cousin-thrice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Cousin au

A french woman who is bodacious and sometimes a little eager. Can turn into a tiger at any time of day, especially in the bedroom. This goregeous individual can do anything with her tougne. Especially make a jolly rancher into a ball.

"What the hell! Have you seen my wife, she is half elephant and half Cousin au..." says john.

Friend: Oh shes right here! (her humping a wizard)

by ashley_renee April 4, 2011