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When a man and a woman have intercourse by the back of a pick up truck, the man or woman, when angry for whatever reason, takes their partners head and begin to repeatedly slam it onto the tail gate until the trucks symbol and or lettering can be seen the persons face, or head. This can also be done on their back or other body parts.
Man 1-Dude, why does kyle have FORD across his forehead?
Man 2-He screamed out the wrong name when he was with Suzie, and she gave him a Texas dictionary.
Man 1-Shit
by Don Peterson September 15, 2010
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Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.
Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.
by TresLC October 4, 2016
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Texas Toothpaste

When a man ejaculates into his hand and rubs it into his partner’s mouth manually.
Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”

Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”
by xReaperx666 October 16, 2021
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texas showdown

A Texas Showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a shit for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.
I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.
by AlfredoGermont April 26, 2015
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Texas Burner

A sexual move where one person fills their mouth hot sauce, and their partner delicately slides their penis in.
"Hey man, did you try that Texas Burner last night?"

"Yeah man, it hurt so good."
by barrycalifornia22 September 12, 2020
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texas whirlwind

It's when you start cumming, and you move your penis around in a circular fashion, so a circle of cum appears on your woman's face.
Man 1: I gave her a texas whirlwind last night.

Man 2: Sweet.
by gamma82000 December 26, 2009
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Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.
by sus1 June 9, 2018
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