by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017
Get the beached whale mug.A family from Arizona where the no it all wife drinks a strawberry daquari wit whip cream spilling it on herself making her look like a whale. She didnt apprectiate any thing till her son misteriously and naturally dies of a fetenayl Over Dose.
The whale no it all cut my hair explaining that her son got arrested get ready fir this stealing guns from a cop car. Laugh the fuck out lod. Now he dead from drugs. Giv me a fing break. We are sick of the lies.
by Real truth. June 13, 2023
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A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
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"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
by Ingledink January 19, 2012
Get the Whale booger mug.When you put your hands on your partners ass and yell "I'M WHALING ON THE MOON" . Commonly done after injecting 30 pots
I'M Whaling on the moon.
by Resiean November 5, 2014
Get the Whaling on the moon. mug.When a chubby girl performs risque acts as entertainment for a group, so that she can gain some small level of social acceptance.
The host quickly pointed out two chubby girls, each sitting alone at the party that he could target. Ten minutes later, with a minimal amount of prodding from the party goers, the two chubby girls were sitting on the bar next to one another topless with the party goers lining up to take shots from between their Juggs. It wasn't a great whale show, but it kept the crowd amused at no cost.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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