Whale hunter

Dating a fat girl

Jake Henderson is a whale hunter

by Start as bogan August 25, 2016

Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh

Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."

by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021

dick back whale

a whale with a dick in its back

LOOK AT THAT DICK BACK WHALE!!!!

by ppwacker July 20, 2021

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Whale shark

Sydney degagne

How an oversized being is described as a. Whale shark

by Coxxxxxxx February 28, 2018

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

Dater whale

A larger than average amount of dater (data)

"Looks like we have a dater whale coming over that bus..." -Griff

by jamdunn October 21, 2011