Satans kiss

When you shit and wipe so often it leads to a sore asshole, and eventually bleeds a little bit.

"After I ate two Chipotle burritos i got a Satans kiss on the tenth wipe."

by Stinksta June 13, 2016

kissed the curb

when you graze a curb with your car, usually done while trying to eek into a parallel parking spot

shit yeah i got it in that spot, but i kissed the curb doing it.

by GTIStef May 24, 2011

Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.

I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.

by meatholesfan December 16, 2008

choke kiss

When someone grabs and chokes another person with two hands and then gently kisses their cheek.

You are so frustrating, I could just choke kiss you right now.

by jbreas January 22, 2015

Polish Kiss

kissing another person's (or passionately kissing your woman's) hand.

When I was in Poland, a Polish gave my girl friend a Polish kiss.

by Cons_man May 14, 2011

first kiss

kissing your boy/girl friend for the first time

our first kiss sucked

by pink pony March 9, 2004

First Kiss

A person's first kiss. Ever. You could label your first kiss with your boyfriend or something like that, but if you're going to say "first kiss" alone like that, it implies your first kiss with anybody ever. And it doesn't mean a peck on the lips. that's first peck. First kiss implies making out.

Girlfriend: Where was your first kiss?
Boyfriend: In the boys bathroom at the school. You?
Girlfriend: uh...over there (runs, boy follows, they make out, thus her first ever kiss was "over there")

by ApocolypseSpaz December 6, 2006