n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
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Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
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He's a french hedgehog who's been through stuff.
He cries a lot in dark times, can be angry but his smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
His eyes are the ocean and his hair is pure porn.
He is also very smooth at flirting and likes to play the piano.
He's a french hedgehog who's been through stuff.
He cries a lot in dark times, can be angry but his smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
His eyes are the ocean and his hair is pure porn.
He is also very smooth at flirting and likes to play the piano.
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When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.
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