A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
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I thought it was a serious link about new discoveries of ancient Egyptian tombs, but instead of Egyptian artifacts, all I got was three overly happy musicians singing on railroad tracks. I got Switch Slided!
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Get the Switch Slided mug.A sexual situation usually consisting of a group of sexual partners but, may be performed as just a pair. While fornicating participants soil themselves and the surrounding area. Producing a slippery surface to fornicate on.Found mostly in dark alley ways where the homeless live.
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