samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage

"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"

by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010

silly sausage

a fake penis

you silly sausage

by tom beach February 24, 2004

Sausage Mash

When you take two dicks and mash them into one hole.

Sharon enjoys a good Sausage Mash when her son-in-law and his friends come over.

by TheLt March 15, 2018

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

sausage heat

The effect of a room getting warmer because of a multitude of men in a small room.

Dude, open a window, there's too much sausage heat in here.

by coon_spearchucker April 21, 2010

Head Sausage

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.

Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?

by Jubantime July 19, 2015

sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008