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Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
by IIT41II November 5, 2021
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squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)
john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"
by penisparker_ October 2, 2022
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Sky Squirrel

A Sky Squirrel is very famous from living in the sky therefore is cousins of the Ground Squirrel. Everybody loves sky squirels
The sky Squirrel is amazing look at him sore!!!
by taytay :) May 2, 2010
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Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in
Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.
by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019
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Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)
Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel
by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016
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squirrel water

1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.

2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.
I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.
by kinezumi December 11, 2008
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