Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

by Tvvat March 29, 2022

spider

a sex position in which a girl squats crab style on top of a guy with her feet up on his knees and her arms back on his chest

She climbed up on Jimmy Dean backwards with her feet on his knees and hands on his chess and lowered her butt, pushed his cock in, and the ride him spider style.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Spiderous

The misleading of one for another's personal gain.

Man, that was so spiderous of you!

by Linguist September 17, 2017

Spider

Said when someone is giving false information.

A: “I fucked your mum”
B: “Literally spider”

by Chumstain May 13, 2021

spiders ball

The art of delicately chaffing your balls against a woman's inner vagina walls.

Aw dude, I just pulled a spiders ball.

by TheDevilHerself December 5, 2014

Spider Tips

Another term for money when your extremely Broke and don't want people around to know what your saying

Bro, i can't get in the club i only got 17 Spider Tips

by mike98727394897293847 January 24, 2009

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023