See-saw

When one wipes his/her/their ass back and forth vigorously after taking a shit, creating a sort of mud slide in one’s ass crack. This often leaves a smudge of poop on the edge of the toilet bowl, as well as in your underwear.

My roommate won’t stop doing the see-saw and leaving shit on the toilet seat

by Swiper69 December 25, 2018

you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

see my shits

It is where a being or entity proceeds to challenge some one for talking ill of them

A YO MY NIGGA “SEE MY SHITS” THEN FOE, on god you don’t want smoke with yo mark ass.

by Taickashi May 30, 2018

See-saw DP

When doing a DP one penis is all the way in while the other is almost all the way out. Then the one that is out goes all the way in, as the one that was in goes almost all the way out. The 2 penises "See-saw" in and out. Therefore only one is in all the way at a time, and both will also be halfway in on the way in and out.

We were gentle at first since it was her first DP. We did a see-saw DP to start and she completely loved it!

by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021

watch-see

A compound word indicating that you will watch and/or see a video, webinar, etc (principally an instructional one). It can mean less or more definite than watch alone.

I missed the live webinar presentation but will watch-see the recording.

by D9david1776 July 29, 2022

See Muffler

Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.

It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.

by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025

I'll see you on the internet

Another way of saying "I'll see you later" this term transforms the physical presence of someone and assumes that the next interaction with the other person will be virtual.

Person 1: It was great talking with you but I have to run to a meeting in downtown.
Person 2: No worries, I'll see you on the internet.

by AFallet1 October 27, 2022