pitch

almost a bitch but not quite

what a pitch? She's so lame.

by Hales22 June 22, 2008

snatch patch

for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!

i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!

by silvermanz January 1, 2007

pitched tent cop

a dick hard cop, that gets off one harrassing/arresting ppl

str8edge: " i got pulled over on for doing 28 in a 25. i was on a bike. he said that a bike must follow the same rules as a car...wudda pitched tent cop!!"

by KEGmurder December 11, 2010

satch patch

ball sack, usually found on the male species

He scratched his hairy satch patch.

by JenRae May 13, 2005

gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut March 1, 2007

Period Patch

The thin brown piece of cloth that is always located in the crotch region of womens tights and bathing suits. This protective layer prevents heavy periods from gushing all over the place. Also prevents camel toes.

I am so glad these pair of tights have period patches otherwise my huge vagina would have bled everywhere!

by Belgian fool February 19, 2010

Mediterranean Sour Patch

When a male shoves something up there penis hole

Gary did the Mediterranean Sour Patch!!!

by Tha Real MC June 20, 2008