san Quintin is a prison specifically located in California the prison is also known as san fuckin because you always getting fucked in the ass you cant sleep side ways or else you will get fucked and you better watch what you do there especially in the shower because if you drop the soap I feel bad for you because you stuck also don't let anyone give you food because in prison that's a favor and you have to return the favor or else you will get killed also be careful where you go because they get to choose who there bitches are and if you are there bitch be careful.......
by san quinton January 18, 2017

The same as a Cleveland Steamer, but after the feces blast you blow several killer bong hits on their defecated upon body in honor of the The City By The Bay. In this case, the bong smoke simultaneously represents San Francisco's fog AND its' relatively high percentage of weed users.
Sigh Oh Sally I am just so gosh darn homesick for San Francisco. Alice, what you need is to give someone a good old fashioned San Francisco Steamer. Trust me, it will give you an outlet.
by DJ Smith January 18, 2005

Just about the most boring town ever. Filled with a bunch of snobby rude people, and can't go anywhere worth going with out a license.
by yeahyeahyeah321 January 20, 2009

Nickname for the NBA's darlings, the San Antonio Spurs. Given the "Stern" label because of NBA commissioner David Stern's affinity for the team.
How could Duncan flagrantly foul someone like that and the Sterns not get a single call against them?
by Jay Hoover December 24, 2004

Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!
Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.
or
I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
or
I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
by Robert A September 18, 2005

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..
by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007

Name given to the best team in the NBA for the last 10 years due to their dominance in the playoffs. Most people who call them this are loser Phoenix Fans whose team has never won shit due to the fact they have no balls. The 'Sterns" part is given in reference to the fact that these idiotic fans think David Stern actually favors them which is complete lunacy.
by spurfan August 18, 2008
