The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!

"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.

The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”

by silviasm September 2, 2022

Nigerian cowboy

To ride a horse as if it were a girl riding you.. on the other sideee… Well you get the point

I walked into the barn and i screamed “HOLY SHIT!!” at the top of my lungs because nicco was giving the horse a nigerian cowboy. Damn, his ass hole must be very tolerant because 13 inches… damn..

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Cowboys Ride

A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams

Hey dude
Hm
Want me to give you a cowboys ride?

Sure why not

by Darianyen September 27, 2025

Cowboy Lemonade

Hot n' foamy piss from a flaccid man in cowboy boots.

"Hey have you ever tried cowboy lemonade?"

"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"

by Anonymous_012398 July 1, 2022

creampie cowboy

i guy who does not use rubbers just let it rip..

joe dates alot of women i hear he is a real creampie cowboy.

by nastynikk September 24, 2020

cowboy

gangsta of the wild west

he is a cowboy for sure

by cowboyman100 February 20, 2023